Breaking-up with someone, or being broken -up with is truly a gut wrenching, soul sucking, agonizing kind of pain that sends one in a downward spiral of despair and depression. It sucks ok. And I, in my endless quest to better the world and spread joy and love to all man kind, have a genius idea!
The Break-up-ery.
A bakery that specializes in "rejection sugar cookies" to gently fend off the advances of well meaning fellas, merely a cookies in the shape of an "X" with red frosting. "It's over" many layered cakes with personalized messages that will end any failing relationship. "Affair pies" for the wives of business men with wandering eyes, "I'm not leaving my wife for you" eclairs for the mistresses and "I've realized I'm gay" moon pies. Cupcakes with sugar discs atop the frosting for short messages, "you have STDS now" or "I was pregnant" are sure to be a crowd pleaser.
And the best part? After the stomach dropping, world altering, earth shattering news, you would get to eat a cake.
and let the healing begin!
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