add one cup crazy and stir counter clockwise.

Everyone is stupidly obsessed with someone or something. People collect stamps, dolls, quarters (you know that's money right? you could buy things with it), you name it someone collects it. I think this is what makes people interesting, on dates I'm going to stop asking "so what do you want to Be?" and start asking 'what's your Crazy?"

Firstly I think this would be helpful in deducing whether or not I should leave the restaurant quickly. Football jerseys or shot glasses from different cities: good answers. Woman's underwear or other people skin: bad answers. In high school I had to read The Scarlet Letter, and for a class assignment we all had to wear a letter on us for a week symbolizing something about ourselves that we wanted to hide, and if anyone asked us about it we had to tell them. At the time I made up some dumb answer and wore the letter "L" and said I was "lazy, so lazy in fact I forgot to do the assignment" buh duh bum CHING!
But now, I think it might not be  bad idea, let people know right up front. "Just so you know, if the Bears lose I will take it a a sign that I cannot date you... its just the universes way of telling me" or "I can't date you if you wear a smaller size than me... yes I'm that insecure."

Secondly, I think it would be awesome if people wore shirts all the time that say things like "pre-civil war history buff" or " 25% of my week is spent on x-box"or "I make everything into a reference to The Office"

My crazy, well one of, is Harry Potter. Yes, I know you all know already, but the movie comes out this week I am so FREAKING EXCITED! I started reading the books when I was living in Cape Town and they have been on 3 continents, in 5 states, through 6 different schools, and read then more times than I can count, and  I still read them. 13 years later... oh lord. So that's my cup o'crazy, I have been in a relationship with fictional characters for longer than any friendship I have, family excluded. And guess what, I DO have a t-shirt, and I will wear it.
let your freak flag fly!